Kalahu is a friend of mine. A very psychic friend. She actually told me when my house would sell and to whom. Really. Described the dude to a T. Happened just like she said it would, too. And because she is so psychic she thinks I am, as evidenced by a call I got from her one day. It went like this.
Somewhere in my house a phone is ringing....I answer it.
"Mer! I lost my keys and you have to help me find them! I think I may have thrown them in the dumpster by mistake! I'm frantic! I have to have those keys and you have to help me find them!"
"Geesh! Calm down....how am I supposed to help you find them? Are you smokin' that wacky weed or something?"
"Come on now, Mer, you can do this I know you can you have to help me I'm not getting off this phone until you help me find my keys!"
"What makes you think I can help you find your keys, I've never done anything like that before so what makes you think I can do it now? You're the psychic, why can't you find your own keys?"
"Because I just know you can do this and it doesn't work that way! Now, come on....I have to have those keys!"
"OMG! Stop nagging me and if you can just shut up for about a minute I'll see what I can do!"
"I'll need your address", I told her. She gave me her address. "I've never been to your apartment....don't know what I'll find.....I hope this works."
"It will.....you can do this.....I need those keys!" she wailed
In the minutes of silence that followed I focused on Kal's address in my mind, and from my home, I went to hers and saw for the first time, her abode. My mind was drawn to some empty canning jars on her kitchen sink and I said, "go to the canning jars on your kitchen sink".
Kal said, "I just moved these jars here this morning". And I heard her rustling around the sink and moving the empty jars. She was talking the whole time, shattering the silence I had worked within.
All of a sudden she started screaming, "They're here! Oh My God, the keys are here! You found them! I knew you could do it!!!!"
Stunned, I couldn't say anything for a moment. Then, "wow, that was so easy!"
Kalahu started laughing. "I'm so relieved! I knew you could do it! Thanks, Mer!"
What could I say, Kalahu had nagged me into using my psychic abilities in a way I wasn't used to using them. It was just the beginning of what I would come to realize was quantum physics.....being in one place and in the blink of an eye, moving to another, folding space and time.
"Thanks for being such a nag, Kal".
"You're welcome, Mer!"
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